Monthly Roundup – July

Initial: I think we should label Zico as a terrorist.. In other news, why is RAIN SO DAMN FINE. KIM TAE HEE SHARE THE COCK???? 🥺👐🏿

Now: GUYYSSS LET US CELEBRATE!! ZICO HAS ENLISTEDDDDD WE ARE FREE FOR 21 MONTHS!! YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Initial: Before I go onto the song, Chungha, girl.. Delete your surgeon’s number right now!! Enough… Now onto the song, I actually like it. Like its nice to see her back to her latin roots a bit. It’s fun! Something for the summer!

Now: This is such a bouncy and fun song.. When is the album gonna come though?

Initial: I never realized how… not very attractive Ash Island was until now. The song is like a moody autotuned boy group song, that would have benefited from some charisma. Still, it’s not bad.

Now:

Initial: Very chill vibe. Easy to listen song and overall vibe is nice and I could go for a blunt.

Now: I added this to my chill out playlist and listened to it recently in my car. It was banging.

Initial: The song with Joy was so boring this is a welcomed improvement. Also he doesn’t look butt ugly in this one.. Just medium ugly. Nah but I actually stan the lyrics too??

Now: Ugh I am pretty mad that I vibe so well to this song hahaahah. It’s actually really good and has grown on me so much.

Initial: I know birthday is controversial but like stockholm. syndrome is real. I hate that it just ends ya know? Also Teddy needs to try some new structure for production… Too much predictability isn’t good. Still, I love the early 2010s feel of the song.

Now: The chorus gets me every single time. I hate hate hate how the song just ends like booooooo.

Initial: You know oomf said that sometimes all you need is a bad song and yes that’s it haha. I thought she would have served given her hair is black for the first time in a decade!!

Now: I was so faded that I kept replaying this but sober omg this shit is trash.

Initial: The lack of surprise I had seeing that she signed with AOMG hahaha. Anyways I love her vouce. I don’t say this enough. TO FREEDOM BABE.

Now: Yeahhh Yeahhh. I AM A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE.

Initial: For once in his life he looks cute. Here is someone who actually delivered a decent song after dying their hair black.

Now: Kinda in the same vein of Chungha’s in which it is a fun song when you listen but overall forgettable.

Initial: Did she get a new face? Mmm… Anyways idk nothing really special in one way or the other.

Now: Eh.

Initial: So here is the thing with Jessi.. her entire aesthetic surrounds copying black culture and black women and it is so tired. Like how are you from Jersey and so clearly influenced yet there is never a black person anywhere to be seen. It bothers me a lot tbh.

Now: I refuse to play this again lol

Initial: Let’s take a moment guys.. Wow.. I have not liked a SF9 song in a while but this is actually so good wtf. I like it a lot. Like wow. WOW. Also the MV is so good. The boys look so hot. Ohmygod.

Now: They are so hot. Hahaha. This choreo stages elevated this song so much for me. I am a thirsty hoe.

Initial: Actually not bad. I kinda dig it? Mmmm… Weird.

Now: x2

Initial: This is a chill song. I think Chanyeol looks so fucking cute.

Now: We were gonna do a full album review but we didn’t so.. LOL. Sighs I guess I need to give back my Yeolmae card.

Initial: This is a poor man’s Devil. So lame.. How Yuqi produced this and didn’t give herself any lines? Dumb bitch. Soyeon does not need to be singing.

Now: x3

Initial: psy_newface.mp3. The song is actually not bad at all. I like how straightforward it is. Mmm.. We shall see as time goes on. Labyrinth still that girl.

Now: Anyways Labyrinth outsold.

Initial: I am not gonna lie. I kinda can dig it.. please don’t @ me. Am I drunk? Yes, but idk its working…

Now: I am sober and still bopping so I think that means something????

Initial: I am an atiny adjacent ya know. I have accepted this. It’s a grower.

Now: Yeah I knew this was a grower! I haven’t picked a favorite off the album as yet though hehehe.

Initial: I am actually genuinely happy that Naeun kinda reboosted their career. I was gonna say this is decent but then the chorus came and it was like “ah okay I see” LOL

Now: I know people hate the chorus, but it is legit my favorite part of the song hahah.

Initial: LESBIAN RIGHTS. Hahah. Anyways full review of album found here.

Now: SO LIKE WE ALL AGREE NAUGHTY IS SUPERIOR RIGHT?

Initial: I was getting my life then I scrolled down to the comments…………. LMFAO.

Now: n/a

Initial: Reminds me of Chungha but less presence or personality.

Now: n/a

Initial: I like that it is not girl crush noise but it is still lame.

Now: n/a

Initial: It’s chill. Kinda a vibe. Video isn’t too bad either.

Now: n/a

Initial: Damn talk about no budget.. idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t this… I thought it would be more dance based since quite a few were backup dancers but Mmm.. Anyways.. it’s not bad at all.

Now: N/A